Where do babies come from?
This has been widely debated for decades, yet science is unable to come up with an answer. Although it is believed that most babies probably come from Britney Spears. And end up living with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
What is the meaning of life?
This one science does have nailed down. The meaning of life is, oh I don't wanna give it away, you probably read the article anyway.
What is comedyjuice.com all about?
Our goal is twofold. To fold both pants AND shirts. And if we achieve that, we can achieve anything.
Puns aren't that funny. Seriously, what is comedyjuice.com all about?
Our goal really is twofold. One, we want to be the only comedy website you need to visit on a daily basis. With so many sites out there, with the majority of their content being unfunny junk made by time draining vampires, you can waste hours just trying to find one funny video. So we do that work for you. We scour the web to find the funniest stuff, both viral videos and original content from other comedy sites. So everything featured on our site will make you laugh. No time wasted. Unless your boss doesn't like you laughing at internet videos on his watch, in which case there will still be time wasted. But less time! And two, we've had close relationships for years with the top comedians in the world, and we're in the comedy world ourselves, so we will also be bringing you original content from your favorite comedians that you're used to just seeing on TV. Now you can see them smaller, on a computer! We will also keep you up to date on everything interesting happening in comedy. And we know, because we're in it. We're not just some web nerds creating a site out of nowhere (well, not all of us.) This is a comedy site from the inside.
Why are you called Comedy Juice? I don't get it
. We find the videos that have the most "juice" on the internet. The ones that everyone is talking about, or soon will be. If comedy were a piece of fruit, we're the juice that you squeeze out and charge way too much for a tiny glass, just because it's so delicious you can get away with it. Only we don't charge you a dime! And there's plenty of juice to drink. (By drink we mean watch. Okay the analogy is not perfect.) We also just like the name.
How often will you update the site?
At least once a day. But usually a lot more than that.
How does your rating system work?
You can rate videos based on "how much juice" you think each video has. From one to five glasses of juice. We give you the videos we already find funny, pulled from the millions of videos out there. From there you decide which are the best of the best. (Small note: The juice glasses rating system is being designed right now, so in the meantime it's just boring stars. Not very juicy on our part.)
Why do you have to sign up to leave comments?
Just cuz. So do that shit!
Can I submit comedy to the site?
Yes indeed. By clicking on the submit button you can submit anything you'd like. Your own fresh squeezed juice or just stuff you found on the web that you think is juicy enough to be on our site. By submitting you give us permission to use that content on the site, in perpetuity, without compensation. But we will of course give the appropriate credit to its creators, and hopefully get them some more eyeballs. (We mean that figuratively. A human being with many eyeballs would be super creepy looking.)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Who cares? You can't even find Tootsie Pops these days. Unless you go to a doctor's office that hasn't updated their candy jar since the mid 80's. Plus, Tootsie Pop is a horrible name for a candy. That is one question, if you ask me, that has been asked far too frequently.
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